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First crap in the bath. He liked it so much he did it twice

So it is only just Friday 13th and the little one has already produced a fountain of sick

First poo in a potty at almost 10 months. Never stared at faeces so proudly

First Thursday at home in a long time. No more office days for me again ever #stayathomedad

Just dropped my boy off for his first childminder settling in session. Feels very strange to be walking along the street on my own

#BigBoyDay starting with tea and biscuits in bed

Getting the little one to sleep without milk or rocking is going surprisingly well. Not to jinx it...

Little man made his first independent steps today. So it begins...

He is also doing brilliantly at getting to sleep without milk/rocking. Such a good boy

Friday brought 2 molar teeth popping through and the onset of clapping (which hasn't stopped since)

Fathers day present was tickets to in the night garden live tomorrow! Get to meet Iggle Piggle!

Blowing up the paddling pool

Not tweeted for a while. This parenting gig is pretty time consuming

The internet can be a dangerous place, even games. BBC Three - Murder Games: The Life and Death of Breck Bednar bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03…

Slept in until 9.40 and now reading the paper in bed. No, my son is not in the house

How on earth do I have 232 followers? I barely tweet. Say hi if you read this!

That moment when a car stops to let you cross and a van tries to undertake then to get to the junction

Before I print anything I have to check to see what has been stuffed in with the paper

Told by House of Fraser Help web chat I could reinstate my expired Gift Card, then told it was a typing error. Seems there is history of inconsistent answers on twitter regarding expired gift cards