turning up the heat

the government

megan & klay breaking up as soon as venus & uranus enters gemini is vvvv on point lol

hip thrusts easilyyy

they’re *stage*

feel like cussing someone out rn

embracing the absurdism of life

♎ LIBRA RISING (Uranus in the 9th House) • 2026-2028: you feel restless, wanting to travel, learn, or escape your current environment. • 2028-2030: your beliefs change, you question what you were taught and explore new perspectives. You may get a degree/certification, move

Sidereal Taurus women vs. making the mistake of partnering with men who are charming & bold on the surface but in secret they are impotent, sexually intimidated, & generally insecure *the saxophones are getting louder*

one must imagine sisyphus happy

my bday invitation is 10/10 idc

how my venusian ass preys on a saturnian man

ik you’re not talking bout the home wreckers 🤣

mutable placements (pisces, virgo, sag, gemini) are already starting to wake up and remember who they are... and uranus JUST entered gemini. love that. if anyone can deal with "unpredictable" and "unexpected" and see it as the universe's form of divine redirection, IT'S THEM.

feels like a fires under my ass tbh

i b wanting a guy w no socials but then a guy asks me for my number & im like do u have insta lmfaooo

venus in gemini… the stars are aligning for me to redownload hinge

One sign someone is 100% possessed is when they pretend to be “astral warriors” fighting invisible enemies all day, claiming they use remote influence and attack people’s third eye It’s all a SCAM. Tricksters and demons feed them delusions, drain their energy and slowly drive