“Where’s the flag?” “Fuck knows. Just stick out the Hovis loaf.”

Dan's little face when he started swimming ☺️☺️☺️

The way Jaek looked at Dan and was totally speechless and at Dan's mercy when Dan had a *floaty* strapped to his back no less, just says everything. That and the fact that he is so in love he's totally avoiding sex because it would destroy him emotionally.

Remember the first time they did it and Dan was in so much pain, physically and emotionally, that he was in bed, off work for days, getting drunk, and still had pain when he eventually returned to work? 😭

Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. What happened next will shock you

Poor Dan nervous because he knows what's coming the night the last chapter ends on...

Everyone is gay in the Jinx universe and I'm here for it

I want to see the scene where Potato told Pink he is going away for a bit, how they discussed it, and how they made arrangements for after. 🥔🩷

Me: you need to get new shoes and a silk press Sophia: you need to stop threatening your neighbour with a hammer

Why was I as a young teenage girl so deeply obsessed with the balding socially inept protagonist of a century old poem detailing his various emasculations. Like that was really my emotional support middle aged pathetic man

If one time when things are going well imagine if Dan sees some booze sidelong and can't help but get wasted, and Jaek finds him...

Had a great time reading poetry last night alongside Jonathan Terranova and Samatar Elmi as part of Medway River Lit. Was good to see so many familiar faces. ❤️📸

“Why isn’t he acting more like the racist stereotype I have in my head?” type shit.

So basically Dr Frankenstein had postpartum depression

Everyone saying they can't wait to see Dan get down and dirty again, I can't wait for Jaek to, oh the delicious, wanton humiliation. Our guy will do EVERYTHING.

It was nice to see Dan with some different expressions

While eating Dan out was a gift from the gods, I kind of wish they had more hurt/comfort moments, especially for the re-first time. Like Dan feeling shy and body conscious, maybe breaking down, maybe confessing about his superior from the past.

Some plentiful, classic foot fetish shots of Dan - we love to see it. 👌🏽

Another very lonely day.