"CALM THE HELL DOWN DUDE!" x.com/smiles_n_flame…

Scout came to a screeching halt and pulled out his legendary Sandman and lucky baseball bat. "Now, we can do this the easy way…" He threw- x.com/smiles_n_flame…

-then all into the air and caught it. "…Or the hard way." x.com/smiles_n_flame…

Would bring her some lemonade to quench the thirst desert heat brings!…if lemons grew in the middle of FUCKIN' NOWHERE! x.com/pawnindenial/s…

Well he doesn't know that, and the more he doesn't know the better. So how bout he brings her dirt water instead? x.com/pawnindenial/s…

Here he comes, dirt water with a lime slice hanging out of it! x.com/pawnindenial/s…

The is the most alive he's felt in years :’) "Hey Miss Pauling! I uh, brought you some water!.." x.com/pawnindenial/s…

"We don't exactly have the best water here in Teufort Miss Pauling. As a matter of fact, we don't have anything good! Now!.." He held out- x.com/pawnindenial/s…

-the glass of dirt water, of which he dedicated his time to. x.com/pawnindenial/s…

"Yes, I walked. There was a brisk walking when a buncha' freakin' condors started chasing me." He grunted. "But it was worth it!" x.com/pawnindenial/s…

"Bowl head."

"Hell ye-…I mean yeah yeah, that's totally cool. But it isn't. Because it's hot out! Hehe…" He's a disappointment in every way. x.com/pawnindenial/s…

"WhAt WaS tHaT bOi!¿" x.com/lookalivemaggo…

He stuck out his tongue. "Bite me, old man." x.com/lookalivemaggo…

"A'light." He hopped onto the scoot, not daring to hold onto her. He didn't wanna fall off. x.com/pawnindenial/s…

"CATCH ME IF YA CAN, ASSHOLE!" He began to run away from the grizzly grappling maniac. x.com/lookalivemaggo…

Scout sits back in a lawn chair and takes a sip of BONK. "Ah, this is the life. The stars ova' my head and some pop ta' top it off~."

"Heard some guys are dealin' with Painis. Hope they don't look into his eyes." Scout jitters in his seat.

"It's incredibly dead around here, ain't it?"