I’m a simple man. I see 1.e4, I play c6. I see 1.d4 I abort

Basil avoids a woman succesfully

Time to be unbelievably silly

Scientists want you to live forever, gradually shrinking into a leathery husk, yearning for death and its sting. but you are only given vitamins.

The Roomba At The Center of the Universe

You need to be going in with the boys on a nice, handcrafted card table. Nightly games, irresponsible buy ins, no sleep. You need to be losing money

Kind of based of her actually

At the gym listening to opera rn

Whoever was behind the Ashley Madison leak is the coolest person in the entire world

I hate reading dumb stuff like this and realizing my time has been wasted by cognitively-vegetative adult infants. Almost everyone between 15-30 years of age acts like a child these days. Fully incompetent. I hate you all. Everyone in this story. The reposter. All of you.

Most interpersonal conflict can be resolved with excessive use of force

If somebody says “we need to have a talk” to u in real life punch them dead in they face

This is my dream job

Ozempic is basically the new cocaine and it’s not even fun to use. The west has fallen

Nooo! Not my heckin global neolibtard order!

Every time a man puts on a pair of skinny jeans a lesbian is born

I’ve never read a recipe that made me want to kill myself

Putting pictures of cursed cats into Grok Imagine to feed my brain parasites

Not sure what to make of the fact that the two men Gen Z are rallying around are a 19 year old roided out Übermensch and the half-Mexican Nietzschean prophet that heralded him into existence