Busting out the cannons like the War of 1812

This post gave me goosebumps to go with my lower back pain Quintessential Unc Tech

Fap... Fap... Fap... Lorna Hajdini's worst nightmare

Daily runner is a zoomer concept This unc prefers an occasional leisurely stroll

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Every "thought leader" in the AI consciousness space is a gullible retard

Behold wise Uncle Tuna as teaches the broke multiwallet fortnite zoomers what conviction truly means

Oh my god

Brian "Flat Foot" Armstrong is always a day late and a dollar short. This AI layoff is a desperate move to juice the stock price before he gets ousted by shareholders from being CEO for gross negligence. Coinbase should've built a giant moat by now, but they have none. There's

Non-technical teams are now shipping production code with no oversight from managers who are busy with 15+ direct reports and getting their hands dirty being player-coaches. Sounds like exactly what I want in my financial institution.

Unc might be a charity coin tbh

If an alien kills me I hope I live long enough to call him gay and retarded. I'll be dead, but he'll be going to therapy the rest of his little gay green life

Eat your heart out Chen Chasternak Ben Pasternak

Yesterday's Alon-led hanta coin pump and dump further conditioned crypto participants to never hold a coin more than 24-48 hours Are you tired of that shit? Well let me introduce you to unc coin. Buy unc and chill

Chung Chung Chung Sahouse

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"The problem is Coinbase" - Cobie More true today than ever

Brian Armstrong is approaching levels of retardation previously thought to be impossible