How the Vest Was Won #DressDownAMovieOrShow

#ClassicLitMonday The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself. - When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running to my books. They quickly absorb me and banish the clouds from my mind. The Essays Michel de Montaigne

Happy birthday to the brilliant singer-songwriter and record producer Elvis Costello (Declan McManus) who was born on this day in 1954. #ElvisCostello #Alison #ThisYearsGirl #PumpItUp #IDontWantToGoToChelsea #OliversArmy #AccidentsWillHappen #ICantStandUp #HighFidelity

#mondaymirth #lunchpun Have you heard of the plot by earthworms to take over the world? It's called global worming.

My mate said his missus borrowed his Bermuda shorts for a hen-do on the town. I bet more than a few got lost in her triangle! #mondaymirth #LunchPun

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekIforIconic VW Beetle

RichardSullivan from Sunday World talks with EamonCarr Eamon Carr about recently published #PureGold. DavidBowie, LouReed, JackCharlton, JPDunleavy, 3 Taoisigh, GerryAdams, DavidErvine, ShaneMacGowan and the late Ozzy Osbourne, are the tip of an iceberg. sundayworld.com/news/northern-…

#ClassicLitMonday 📚 Early morning is a time of magic in Cannery Row. In the gray time after the light has come and before the sun has risen, the Row seems to hang suspended out of time in a silvery light. John Steinbeck, Cannery Row

🖤🖤🖤 Good morning everyone!!! #TreeTime

I saved a ton of money on tattoos by just pretending my varicose veins are ancient Chinese proverbs.

"Water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end can stand against it. Water is patient." Margaret Atwood, The Penelopiad #ClassicLitMonday

Shops named after bands 😂

I keep doing what I can do! #owl_nightsky

#audacious #vss365 #owl_nightsky In shadows I linger, nameless and unseen, A breath from death, yet my spirit stays keen. A single slip, and my life could decay, But silence preserves me, and keeps doom at bay. Not audacious, for folly would demand my fall, I wait in the hush

🐴 Meet Nipper — our cheeky donkey star! Join us for Talk and Tour: Meet the Stars on Fri 29 Aug, 11am at the Visitor Centre. Hear his story, daily antics & why he’s a fan favourite! 💫 bransbyhorses.co.uk/event/sponsors… #BransbyHorses #NipperTheDonkey #TalkAndTour

I tried to discover, in the rumor of forests and waves, words that other men could not hear, and I pricked up my ears to listen to the revelation of their harmony. Gustave Flaubert, November #ClassicLitMonday

Just over a week to go until The La's guitarist, Barry Sutton, returns to Dublin for a show in Whelans on Wed, Sept 3rd. He'll be playing The La's, tracks from the unreleased second album, & telling stories / answering audience questions. Tix on sale now: whelanslive.com/event/barry-su…

Carragher lecturing on how Liverpool should defend on SKY MNF, always makes me remember this⚽🤣🤣

This lad had a run out today,playing Georges solo/phrases from old Beatles stuff,I was also comparing it to an Epiphone Casino,shape wise,they're same, Casino has wider fretboard,thinner neck ,p-90 pickups,lighter too,plus maple body which I prefer to the mahogany of this Gretsch

My friend got so drunk he dressed up as a German sausage; by the end of the night he was looking wurst for wear…