Went to get gas and found this.

I haven't seen any local media cover Remember The Punks. It's almost like they pretend it didn't happen. It's not like it was a small show.

@MarkOf210 Yup, I'm seeing a growing trend of local media reporting on things outside of S.A.

You didn't buy the record when it came out so we decided to release a deluxe edition so you could be dually disappointed.

Make latte art with a dick and balls and drink that down in the morning.

First challenge of the day: arriving alive to work.

If you know you're going to get in trouble, always make it worth it.

In this age, if someone doesn't kill you, the weather will.

When are they going to start making personalized emojis with our own faces on them?

My coworker said she decided to be cookie monster for Halloween and it is perfect because she looks just like it.

If they used voices like the girls in Hooters commercials to promote shows, do you think guys would be suckered into going?

Who will be the token hip hop group on MaverickFest this year?

If shutting down a convenient store will cut down on crime, maybe they should shut down police headquarters to cut down on corrupt cops. x.com/darlenedorseyT…

Fiesta Trail shopping center is a junkyard now.

Fuck this display

Spec's is the best liquor store because they have food.

I want to sue the makers of predictive text because it wants to capitalize words like God, Christian, Mom, and Dad.

Somebody please make this into a shirt.

If you ever want to see a bunch of dudes writhing around like Thom Yorke, go to a Built To Spill show.

What are you going to do with all this pro/anti Trump merch when all this bullshit is over with?