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Yall want me to handle this?

if you’re wondering what it’s like to be me

Somebody Toucha My Spaghet (1939)

Me when the samurai is suddenly behind me and is sheathing his blade

#needthat

I woulda done it #loverboy

“What’s this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off limits!” “The usual mixup with the watch, I…” “Stand back, prisoner!”

And they keep giving us recycled dogshit thats turning into fortnite

it should have been us on that Coldplay Jumbotron..

Cheating on your baddie wife with the old hr hag as a lil treat

some coldplay with HR would hit rn

At the escondido chilis letting a couple coldies enter my circadian

darth vader was absolutely valid for crashing out like that because i’d be maaaad if i lost my bih and it was my fault

Up early to get these reels sent Someone gotta stay on top of it

Fuckkkin RIP OZZY

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OZZY FOREVER

Not explaining myself to fucking retards Thats pretty much it