More #London baby, this week

Nice to see this #pub hasn't gone the way of many places I used to know in this part of London 5+ years ago. Given its proximity to Lloyd's tho, kinda makes sense. 🍻

Okay, stupid question of the day - How do you know if oat milk has gone off? How long does it take from opening the carton? I mean its not milk so it can't turn go sour etc... 1st world problems I know.. 🙄

Heard daughter (11) almost wetting herself with laughter yesterday. Asked her what was going on. A dad joke book she'd brought me for Christmas was on her lap. She'd just read the following Q: How do you catch a bra? . . . . A: In a boobytrap Any more good #dadjokes out there?

Paradise... . . . . . (hahaha! but I shit thee not)

My dad used to carry a magazine around as a weapon (roll it up tight & strike someone with one of its ends, hard in the throat, nasty), so that became my MC's signature move, which led to - what other everyday things can you use to attack someone a bit unexpectedly with? Cheery!

I'm always willing to be lectured at by a millennial about stuff like this, particularly one with (it seems) no kids. Please correct me if I am wrong about this.

#writingcommunity a weird question for a Friday What are your sentences like lengthwise? Do they vary in length, or are they mostly long, or mostly short? I tend to write on the shorter side, v occasionally long. I find it easier to digest as a reader, too Share a #WIP snippet?

As this German article says aptly. at the very end - after a fair summary of the events up to this point... . . . What the hell is going on?

Well... someone needs help with their #mailmerge skills.. Next...

This about sums up how I feel about American chocolate, too....🤣🤣

Hi Claire, can you play a haven't heard it for ages request? Psycho Killer by Talking Heads. I've got my nose buried in writing the last 1/4 of my first novel and need an energy boost! Cheers. Andy @AbsoluteRadio #RequestShow

Been there, got the weird t-shirt.

This is quite something. Allowing ads to overrun your site & then using that ruin to encourage people to pay to not see the ads you've allowed. X truly is a shit show

Maybe get rid of a few guns. You know, help yourself a little.

A but plug in the wild. You don't see em very often. 🤣 Kinky folks in #Sevenoaks

And poor old Trump is not happy about that. thoughts and prayers eh. not.

This

so pointless question of the day - why do men's shirts have buttons on the other side to a women's shirt?

Just had a narrow miss with a learner driver, in a driving school car, who amber gambled through a busy crossroads. The best bit was that the driving instructor was in the car too. Let's hope it was actually his test and the passenger was in fact his assessor.