I have my doubts.

Now that I'm a Fed I'm going to mask up on the job.

Oh wow I'm gonna have two desserts from now on

Trump said I'm allowed to do "whatever the hell [I] want" for 30 days, so I'm going on TV to talk about how his federalization of MPD and NG deployment is bad and dumb. Chris Janaing soon and Kaitlan Collins later.

Gonna make the GOP learn some geography.

It was extra-sharp cheddar on the sandwich. But seriously unless there was another assault not captured by the viral video this is a gross misclassification.

Someone famous said they like my tweets (the main determination of worth in America). I don't want to put her out there but lets just call her "Caitlan Kollins". ...wait that doesn't work stop the twee-

Narrator: She doesn't.

Whether it is true or a pretext (I have no knowledge of this operation), they have to say something like this because vehicle checkpoints for nonspecific, general law enforcement violate the Fourth Amendment via SCOTUS ruling in City of Indianapolis v. Edmond.

My brain when it realizes I used "via" when I should have used "per".

"You will NOT work in this administration while disrespecting our government and law enforcement." You sure about that?

Was just informed that I retired at some point. You learn so much on the internet.

TIL companies can round their calorie count to the nearest 10.

Looking at the list of candidates for the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize: the Nobel Committe has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever...

There was an officer absent from roll call last night because he's in the National Guard and has to work in that capacity since activated. This "emergency" order is literally taking MPD officers off the street and making them work in a capacity where they can't do anything.

The Hatch Act rolls over in its grave.

We literally had an election during our Civil War and came out with this guy.

Also the Justice Dept is representing the Architect of the Capitol; very interesting that Congress won't represent itself.