ngl if a female text me asking about her ngga & she coming respectfully, ima tell her what’s going on, idk why y’all be so rude about it like ugh 😂

the smartest thing she's ever done

How are you going to tell me to do something and when I turn it around to say okay but you’re not doing it either so we’re both going to make a change going forward, I’m the one giving attitude? Bc I called you out? Supervisor life lol

Why is 2009 starting to look like 1980s 😭

Women are sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, carrying their keys between their knuckles and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that women don't smile at them.

Ngl I lowkey prefer ending on bad terms because I don’t want any reason to miss you.

Christina Ricci and Devon Sawa reunite 30 years after Casper

we are quick to welcome the unbeliever, but very quick to distance ourselves from the believer who is struggling. winning souls is important, but retaining souls matters too.

"listen to your body" my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

my mom saying she doesn’t know what gas prices are like because my dad buys her gas

Girl to Girl: buy the Coach bag

i never understood why my mama couldn’t spare 19.95 cause i wanted this so fucking bad

Peak kid laroi

$52 to fill up my Honda Civic when it used to be $30 at most. I hate that y’all really voted for this shit. y’all are part of the problem.

That first “yeah” is going to hit like fucking crack

i’m SICK

mfs pleading for mercy in the final hour LMFAO