The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Ric Ocasek sang all the Cars songs.

ballet and opera remember

Dear Paul Thomas Anderson, JAWS was the best film of 1975. Sincerely, Earth #Oscars

Pedro Pascal has come out of the closet as a trans matador.

Zendaya's acting range

One of my favorite horror movies!

When Judd Apatow blocked me in 2014 because I said he's the only one keeping his wife employed

when a fast food joint stops serving breakfast at 10:30 instead of 11:00

This like the Avengers for Whores

They should've just made an all Black Harry Potter show... like The Wiz.

look how they massacred my boy

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

“Hey, man, is that Freedom Rock? Well, TURN IT UP, man!”

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 08,1952

How do you miss that target

The dictionary definition of No One Asked for This

When Mr. Roper and Mr. Furley joined forces, all women were powerless.

Lena Dunham falsely accused a guy of rape, was beyond inappropriate with her sister (my opinion) and infamously dumped her dog of many years. Maybe the media could stop treating her like the second coming dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

Marcia! Marcia! Marcia’s! It’s a Sunshine Day! 🎶🌼🌈☀️💖👭🦋 My heart is so full! Love and adore you Christine Taylor!

If David Keith and Keith David were to star together in a movie called ‘David and Keith’ where David Keith played Keith David and Keith David played David Keith, would the universe explode?