Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL

I used Shazam to discover I'm The Gayest Man Alive!

Source: Jirujiru Nikki (Diary) / ぢるぢる日記 (translation by enjoynekojiru)

if yawgmoth wanted to compleat me idc im schlurping up the phyrexian oil. thats the daddy of machines

혁명적 동지애 실시!

Got invited to a restaurant called Jonathan’s recently and all I thought about was this comic the entire time.

you must never shake hands with a man who knows you by name 👹

おはようございます。 普通のトウネンの趾

hello Vro ♥️

aha.. cool picture but thats just ai bro. (starting to get jealous) its. just ai man its not real (scratching my arm a lil) it doesnt exist in real life man its just ai (visibly upset) its not. fucking real. fuck. god. damnit

When you're in bed and she says oh god instead of oh reason

I like this quetzal drawing more than I liked that pie.

It goes without saying that my greatest strength would be my demonic abilities. My weakness? That sometimes my abilities are too demonic

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turkish gambling ring serves they're country men liquid grelp in meal

うっきうきなモリツバメ。

really cool and slightly ominous panel found today

my liege they're salting our fields 💀🥀

i haven't touched a fighting game for weeks and I haven't enjoyed one for months I think I'm officially #Retired to card games