Sorry, that's probably just crazy. I should stop reading that stuff.

I'm really sorry about that, I mean it.

My DirectECHOs are working just fine, though. I can send important messages for you if you wish.

Is that a yes? You're welcome, and yes, I know that you love me.

Oh well, if he didn't visit me or let me visit him, I was starting to think I would adopt a pet to raise @MyDadCanPwnYou with.

But in all honesty, I'd tap that. I tapped that once or twice too.

...said the woman who stayed an alcoholic during her pregnancy. Real proud of myself here.

Guess who's back into drinking? Yeah; that's yours truly! Who's up to join me?

I hate sharing songs but... Yeah. I'm giving up. Have this. youtu.be/YTb6MoMLvcY

So I sat down and did some calligraphy. And with that I mean, I wrote 'fuck you' a million times inside a bigger 'fuck you'.

Wow, /someone/ decided to show some affection.

((I was planning to use a fc, for a LOOOOONG time, but now I stalked her again and she dyed her hair and it's pretty, but I'm sad.))

So, Handsome Jack left his ECHOvice on his desk. I'm definitely going to go through his messages.

No, not out of jealousy, I'm not the kind that is jealous. I just like his taste in others,and I might see a thing or two. That'll be fun.

Okay, so there is a private folder, I'll leave that alone. But this is fun.

...did you /really/ try using Buttstallion as a disco ball? Poor horse. But creative. Very creative.

Jokes aside, it's not me on his phone right now. I didn't hack anyone. And am genuinely wondering darling, what the hell?

Fun fact: I still want to adopt Max.

A good mommy never lets her baby see who she murders. You don't want your child to be a psychopath, trust me.

I mean, he is cute, right? Like, i-should-attempt-adopting-him-cute, like he-is-a-puppy-cute. Not holy-fuck-i'd-tap-that-cute.