Honestly all I want in life is to find someone who is as protective over me as middle aged white women are over the last drop of wine in their glass

also sorry not sorry for recycling my own jokes on here xxxx

The way #ScottyfromMarketing grabs this woman’s hand for the photo op makes me sick. 🤢 #dismisstheprimeminister #ausfires #AustraliaBurns #BushfireEmergency #cobargo

Welcome to twitter my uncomm pal! @alex__hollis #followher #KRudddid #stilllearningtheropes

READ: "Why Society Still Needs Feminism" bit.ly/13fUiKi (via @leftcoastjane)

ayyyyyy x.com/RoleoBeats/sta…

this tho vine.co/v/iYZvAqQuU39

current feels vine.co/v/i5DgKaQ2AEd

I played my first warehouse party on Friday and I cannot tell you how much fun I had ✨✨ thank… instagram.com/p/BIGkjJgDjLn/

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cya l8r #happydays x.com/mikebairdMP/st…

freshhhh x.com/YONLGND/status…

Starting my very own radio show this Thursday on FBi radio 94.5 Tune in cuties <3 facebook.com/glitches945

yessss my bby boi x.com/swindailfukboi…

The planets would have to align perfectly during a Mercury retrograde & Id have to make a sacrifice to the gods to be half as funny as Cole x.com/colesprouse/st…

cant wait for this ep x.com/bernierotica/s…

New music out inspired by the best goddamn kids show there ever was - Samurai Jack soundcloud.com/sedunasounds/s…

Thanks for the love guys <3 x.com/StoneyRoads/st…

New single from my upcoming VHS EP is outtttt :) soundcloud.com/sedunasounds/w…

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