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Live Reports Came In Last Night On The 11th Hour Of Deadline Day. Serial Repeat Offender Who Will Be The New General Play Order Of Merit Champion, Ahead Of Andrew Brooks Mr. O'Donnell. The Evidence #Shithousery On Another Level👎. Stay Tuned For The Big Exposure...

Get Round Your Local SPAR & Load Up On The Popcorn For Tonights Big Exposure 😁

Here He Is Folks. Cameron Fraser. Been Chasing This Cheat For A While Now. 12 Handicap Less Than 1 Year Ago,Over 100 General Plays Later & Now Plays Off +1 😱. #Mental. Couldn't Paint A Red Neck On This Cheat. From What I Hear,Ready To Be #Binned From Edinburgh Club Baberton Golf Club

Current Standings In 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿's General Play OOM: 1. Cammy 'The Shammy' Fraser Miranda 2. Andrew 'Captain Hooks' Brooks Kings Acre Golf Course 3. Ryan 'My Baw Landed On A Tee' O'donnell Dunbar Golf Club 4. Andrew 'Longpockets' Long Isle of Skye Golf Club 5. Mikey 'The Pikey' Murphy Baberton Golf Club

Update On Cameron Fraser...Sneaked On Sat Without Paying & Chased From Course Ranger. Still Managed A GP Round From The Black Tees Though,Bear In Mind There Is No Black Tees Out In Winter & They Are On Mats.

This Years Surpise Appearance Crucible Theatre World Snooker Champs mikey That 147 Break Isn't Far Away . Stick To Marking Scorecards For Cammy Fraser & You May Get Your Signature On New Course Record Scorecard Baberton Golf Club This Year 👍🧐.

Currently Working On A Stoater

The Stoater Is Coming Folks. Appreciate Your Patience While I Do My Due Diligence ⏰️

Itsa Mystery Itsa Mystery Get Down To Your Local Woolworths & Grab The Latest Action Figure Folks. Selling Like Hot Cakes 😁🧐

Cammy The Shammy Action Figures Now SOLD OUT! Preview Coming Up Tonight Of His New Look MK2 Action Figure. Stay Tuned 👀...

New Limited Edition Version Available While Stocks Last, DM's For Your Pre-Sales Orders 😁🧐. MkII Version Of The General Play King Himself Posting Scores While Playing Open Scrambles 😱, Shithousery Straight Out The Top Drawer.

Live Reports Coming In From Ratho Park Golf Club Champ's Qualifier,Shammy Fraser Been DQ'd AGAIN For His Bad Counting Skills. Checked His Scorecard & Asked TWICE If It Was Correct & He Confirmed It Was, Singed For "Wrong" Score & #Binned From Champs 😁 BYE BYE 👋

When You've Just Been Captured Cheating Again & It Will Be Time To Find Another Club To Carry Out Your Skull Dugerry 💀 🧐. Such An Easy Catch, The Bait Was Set & You Happily Obliged To Accept A Birdie Instead Of A Par #DaftCunt