Well we’re 10 minutes into #spaceyunmasked and some huge revaluations already. Kevin’s Dad was a Nazi and his brother is Rod Stewart.

#ITVdebate “Rishi, do you have proof that you can deliver on these promises?” Rishi:

#LonglegsMovie #Longlegs spoilers with no context

Pierce is 71 and still operating on a level of sauce us mere mortals could only ever dream of.

Twitter/X is mostly a cesspit these days full of absolutely skin flutes but every so often you come across a banger of a tweet like this and it reminds you why you’re on this sphincter of an app.

I’ve been on Twitter/X long enough now to know with absolute certainty that if a User has a 🇬🇧 or 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 emoji in their username they’re going to be an absolute throbbing cunt. I’m sure there are some exceptions but I’m yet to find them.

There aren’t many things anymore that you can say make you truly be proud to be British but #WallaceAndGromit certainly is one. Pure genius and the most perfect Christmas viewing you could ask for. #VengeanceMostFowl

#GavinAndStacey The whole nation when we realised collectively that Smithy is marrying that twat and not Nessa:

Apparently this festive lurgy that everyone seems to be catching could be the new XEC strain of Covid. The main symptom to look out for is an extreme lack of taste. So be careful of anyone who watched the Mrs Brown’s Boys special last night.

“You’re basically calling me Harold Shipman.” This is the sauce I watch #TheTraitors for.

Not Armani telling the other two traitors to fix up their shit and then immediately being voted out the next day hahaha. #TheTraitors

#TheTraitors Me every time Captain Curtains aka Tyler opens his mouth thinking he’s chief Traitor hunter when the reality is he doesn’t know his arse from his elbow:

#TheTraitors I’m sorry but Joe has to be one of the most insufferable people that has ever been on this show. Get him gone.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK No matter what happens tonight, Alexander will be the real winner of this series. A thoroughly decent human being. The people’s Princess.

#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK What an absolute miscarriage of justice. I’m heartbroken for Alexander. The most genuine and kind person has ever been on this show. What a bunch of bastards. Leave the castle with your head held high King.

#TheApprentice

I can’t be the only one who can see a Tampon and applicator? #TheApprentice

When #Eastenders was a whole 60 seconds late to start.

Genuinely thought this was Colin Farrell as The Penguin for a second.

#MissionImpossible takes a while to get going & the sombre tone is so jarring compared to the films that proceed it but from the submarine sequence onwards it fires on all cylinders. The biplane sequence may be the greatest set piece committed to celluloid. Thank you Tom Cruise.