So, we basically kidnapped someone. What's the big deal?

Bam!!!!

Those San Diego Sheriffs are some fucked up dudes.

We gave up trying a long time ago and decided to embrace the hate.

Sorry we did absolutely nothing to keep the sick kids at the Children's Hospital safe during this Death Cult assault.

Even we are baffled by what a bozo he is.

Don't be scared...

There is always a good reason for our violence.

We are conducting a preliminary investigation to determine if a full investigation is needed. At which time, we will investigate the scope and scale of the investigation that is needed and the amount of money we will need to conduct it. Needless to say, it will be a lot of money.

Secrecy and misinformation, two things we are very good at.

There is no room for poor people in San Diego. They don't pay enough taxes to give us big raises. They gotta go.

Don't do it! #GoogleLASDGangs

More buts to smack! Somebody should tell them we don't respect women, minorities, or pretty much anyone else. sandiegouniontribune.com/communities/sa…

Filming us is only legal when we tell you it is.

We hope San Diegans will spend the next 21 days being kind to us. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why would we start behaving now?

It's what we do. #ChangeIsHard

You woke us up from our nap.

We don't need encouragement...

Did anyone believe it wasn't?