if you don’t have 34,531 screenshots on your phone, do you even work in marketing?

BREAKING: Someone You Don't Know Graciously Offers Opportunity To Schedule Time On Their Calendly Site To Sell You Something

So.. we moving our domains to Cloudflare? Anything but GoDaddy? #googledomains

Got my appeal approved by Bexar County Central Appraisal. I never expected tax assessment to be such a source of joy.

#Taurus deserve better.

Pinches taquitos de tripitas! Why you gotta hurt so good?

hypothetically, if I was going to nominate a film about a badger, starring a badger, called "Badger," for best picture... I would also nominate the badger, right?

They call it a sales motion, but some days it just feels like a rude gesture. #marketingthoughts

It is only a segue if it is from the segue region in France. Otherwise, it is just a sparkling transition.

I must not doomscroll. Doomscrolling is the mind-killer. Doomsscrolling is the little death that brings total obliteration. #litanyagainstsocial #spicemustflow #strugglebus

Have I watched Mamma Mia four times this year? Yes. Is it because it is free on Southwest in-flight wifi? Also yes. Will I watch it five more times on my other Southwest flights this week? Likely.

It's Smokey or Smokey Bear, with an -ey at the end. Also note, it's not Smokey the Bear. But for a smoky room or smoky fire, for example, the word just ends in -y.

CAKE is such a good band. Love a guy just talking over really weird bass riffs

BREAKING: Study Finds Number Of Consumers Wanting To "Learn More" Reaches All-Time Low

petition to add grupo frontera to acl lineup

BREAKING: Agency Escapes Disaster After Catching Deck Before It Was Sent To Client Without Crucial Funnel Diagram

BREAKING: Study Finds AI Will Solve All Marketer's Problems

I'm eating prime rib and Bananas Foster Doughnuts at Churchill Downs. I live a strange and charmed life.

You got this! ✨ #mondaymotivation