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Spaghet

When my brain doesnt get enough sleep its too stupid to tell me to get good sleep, which results in me not getting good sleep. Thanks brain, very cool!

Does anyone else walk into a restroom just to wash their hands but after washing their hands realize they have to go, and then wash their hands again?

Yes, I organize my clothes. I have a drawer for clean laundry and a basket for dirty laundry.

I was about to go to sleep and I saw that I had an unsolved Rubix cube on my desk, thinking to myself I'll solve it as I fall asleep, I put the cube in my hand, turn the lights off, and go into my bed. I then realized that I could not see anything and opened up twitter instead.

It's not a $50 fine to go on the Emmaus roof, it's just an expense.

Why are bags of chips considered a good movie snack when they are designed to be as loud as possible? Guys I brought a snack to watch while the movie plays SNACKLE CRAKLE CRUNCH CRUNCH GULP

Its OK to stare at a deaf person because they cant hear you staring at them