Again, if I ever miss a commission request, I’m so so sorry but this is my inbox after one week of not checking it without a single notification. I’m trying to stay ontop of it but the hoard of whorebots are making that really difficult.

When your brothers alien mate is a cuddler! #commission for 「★ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐧 ★」 #texaschainsawmassacre You can see more of her stuff here ✨ instagram.com/bubblesdashark…

Got the rejection call from the job that kept me on the hook for four months 😀

Every fucking day it’s something with you

The only way to make a Team Fortress 2 show would be to have it as a Parks and Rec style mockumentary with interviews spliced in

Watched Night Bitch thinking it was gonna be a goofy horror comedy about a woman turning into a dog and, idk, killing people in the night or something, wasn’t expecting to cry like that :-/

Just fell to the floor in ecstasy

They should have put Ian in these for the Alvin and the Chipmunks plot, upped the steaks a lil

Is she fucking looksmaxxing????!

Look at this square tree

About to be the most eligible bachelorette at the 1920s market #yarnmaxxing