Looks a real beehive of activity 🤣

Ye bird cooks bacon in the microwave

Hello Tom. Imagine a murderer/rapist sees a woman going alone into a public toilet with no one else around. Do you think they'll think - well I'd really like to murder/rape that woman but it's a ladies toilet and I'm not allowed in?

This is such a depressing vox pop. "Stands to reason". "Common sense". "Sensible people". And that's it. No thought, just catchphrases.

My black friends think your black friends only tolerate you in public

Imagine yer da had a see through camo print dress

Ye fella quite fancies Liz Truss

OH… How did I forget… [the most diabolical fucking idea a human mind can conceive]

Yes I always hate listening to Wonderful Censored Time, Step into Censored, Censored Wrapping, Merry Censored Everyone, Happy Censored (War is Over) Last Censored and All I Want For Censored Is You on the tannoy at the shops from November

FYI Durham Bus Station always had one individual toilet pod and was grossly unsafe for reasons completely unrelated to the toilet

This Black Mirror episode contains numerous scenes of suicide

One of these is almost exactly the title of an actual Morrissey song

This kind of petty self righteousness is probably why you lost previous elections to a man dressed as a dolphin

Treason against sex offenders is it now

This is based on people who check "White British" on forms. This stat doesn't include people who check "White British mix" or any variations or non ticked I don't tick White British on any form. This is my unflitered face. London born and raised. This is who Archie is alarmed by.

Beg to differ as an actual woman

As someone who is furious with this government, here is an actual change which will positively improve the lives of people at the shitty end of the scale so predictably they’re fucking losing it in the replies

you posted this on the 23rd october, do you not have literally anything else to be concerning yourself

Is this…a good point? I’d given up hope