Word of the day: VORÁGINE (MAELSTROM / WHIRLWIND) 🌪️ ‘Entré en la vorágine del mercado NFT' or 'I got sucked into the NFT market whirlwind.’ Came out with a penguin and regrets.

Word of the day: FANTASÍA (FANTASY / DELUSION) 🧚 ‘Pensar que el token sería estable fue una fantasía' or 'Thinking the token would be stable was pure fantasy.’ Backed by vibes and speculation, like 99% of other crypto assets.

Word of the day: RETÓRICO (RHETORICAL) 🎓 ‘El whitepaper era más retórico que técnico' or The whitepaper was more rhetorical than technical.’ Every buzzword. Zero product. Balanced, as all things should be!

Internet discovers vacation

Who's cuter than hamsters? Rhetorical question

Word of the day: MERMADO (DIMINISHED / SHRUNKEN) 📉 ‘Mi portafolio está mermado después del anuncio' or 'My portfolio is diminished after the announcement.’ But my ability to lie about it remains strong.

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Word of the day: FLAGRANTE (BLATANT) 👺 ‘Fue una flagrante manipulación del mercado' or 'It was a blatant market manipulation.’ And yet we still bought the dip.

If you stake $SCOTTY today you will have 4 $SCOTTY in a month?? I dunno, I'm bad at math

Word of the day: AMAGO (FEINT / FAKEOUT) 🫣 ‘El pump fue solo un amago' or 'The pump was just a fakeout.’ We call it “marketing”.

Average Friday feeling.. let's get over this week x.com/i/status/19320…

Word of the day: CANTINFLEAR (TO RAMBLE POINTLESSLY) 🗣️ ‘El dev empezó a cantinflear en la entrevista' or 'The dev started rambling in the interview.’ My conviction dropped faster than the token.

Word of the day: ORDALÍA (TRIAL BY FIRE) 🔥 ‘Lanzar un token hoy es una ordalía' or 'Launching a token today is a trial by fire.’ And the flames are sponsored by VCs.

Word of the day: MELIFLUO (SICKLY SWEET) 🍯 ‘El pitch fue tan melifluo que ya olía a scam' or 'The pitch was so syrupy it already smelled like a scam.’ You've seen it before, I know it

This is how I look after the weekends #MondayMood

Word of the day: VENIA (INDULGENCE / PARDON) 🙏 ‘Pidió venia por haber perdido los fondos' or 'He asked forgiveness for losing the funds.’ Forgive? Forget? That's something for Christians, not me

yeah guys, skip the college entirely, total waste of time except the dorm XP

Word of the day: EMBROLLO (MESS / TANGLE) 🧶 ‘Este airdrop es un embrollo burocrático' or 'This airdrop is a bureaucratic mess.’ Just give me your shitty tokens, not a tax degree.

This made me realize that I need a vacation

Word of the day: AVISPADO (SHARP / CRAFTY) 🐝 ‘El trader avispado vendió en el pico' or 'The sharp trader sold at the top.’ We don’t like him here.