Pull that fucker out of the onion bag ⚽

Donny town centre is just full of Immigrant fronted shops and fucked up tramps. The council should have employed Netanyahu and Co to clear the decks before starting any redevelopment #Townisnowashithole

Why the fuck is Jofra Archer wearing Mr T's jewellery, you're playing cricket man not chasing down comedy criminals

On holiday from this Friday you say, don't mind if I do. Only 33 degrees to contend with 😜

What are those underarm throw ins that this Swedish fullback is doing.

Get fucking in #Lionesses

How people have slagged off FSG is beyond me, fantastic business model that's high maintained and everything is kept in house and under the radar. We really do have the best owners going Well played FSG @J_W_Henry 👏👏⚽⚽

RIP Joey Jones 🙏⚽❤️

That awkward moment when you get back to your hotel room, open the veranda doors and hear the couple next door knocking each other up. They sounded like they were enjoying it though. 🙄😜

Get in Lionesses, watched it in a Greek bar with a few other nationals. By christ those Italians know how to dive, feint and basically cheat. Let's get this finished off and bring another trophy home 🏆⚽

Spains defence is definitely their weakness, the 2 CBs just shoulder barge and think it's the norm. Hemp for me is so underrated

Lauren James ain't even 60% fit, not wanting to sprint for anything. Fully fit an understanding explosive weapon but not a stop gap for a final.

Get Lauren James off of that pitch as she is clearly not fit, it's like playing with 10 players at the minute. Get Mead on and give it more balance and threat

I'd stick Adygeman on to go 2 on 2 against these 2 Spanish CBs as they are not the best

This pitch is shite

Where are all of those seasonal FSG OUT wankers now? Just goes to show what running a business properly brings. Well played FSG, keep up the sterling work 👏👏👏⚽⚽⚽🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Think that's the Cricket over and done with. Wank British Weather 🏏☔

Fuck me that Aussie Mushroom woman was a right nutter. Master chef should have signed her up so she could've given Wallace and Torode some of their own medicine

How the fuck is Jamie O'hara a so called pundit, he's just a fucking waffle jockey who spouts a list of names and nonsense

For a young man Roman Kemp is an excellent presenter, nice and composed