Our jails are ridiculously overcrowded, but Pat wants to be DeSantis.

You need to start shaming people in real life for using AI and I am dead serious

it’s not the norm to simply say you need attention, so that’s why the good Lord invented the unspoken prayer request

A haunted house but it’s just filled with children saying 6 7.

As promised, ArtButMakeItPants (buy his book! theartofpants.com/products/pants…)…I’ve made a few, but respond with your favorite mr. joshua post below and if I have a match, I’ll add it! Let’s start with the classic, Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights

Adam Johnson La Cosa Nostra and french museum jewel heists making front page headlines, welcome back 1970s

Today, one of my students learned an important lesson: DO NOT try to fight a fat kid for his Pringles! 🤦🏻‍♀️

bring back doctor odyssey literally what other show out there has john stamos in a gay polyamorous relationship

Jaws. For 50 years families have been begging for a reasonably priced establishment where they can sit down and eat Chrissy Watkins, Pipit, Alex Kintner, Ben Gardner, Estuary Victim and Quint, and wash them down with ice cold Pepsi

So the regular pope and the pope for short women

This is just straight up Righteous Gemstones

bury him under the jail, nobody gives a shit

My great-grandma used to say, “I’m just resting my eyes.”

"If we get rid of ICE how will we enforce immigration?" I simply do not give a fuck about doing that. Countries and borders are fake and regulating human movement is violence.

"you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over"

Hillcrest Card Company 🔥🍉🇨🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪🔥 Yves-Angeline

Bulimia much

A sad day for the great Montana Bison. Interior Secretary Doug Bergum, at the request of Little Greg Gianforte and the corporate zombie Montana Senators/Reps, has ended conservation grazing permits for Bison on the great American Prairie, a huge section of restored Bison land

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.