I remember how sad I felt when I saw footage of a rhino trotting through the savannah with a high rise backdrop some years ago; just watching the start of #PlanetEarthIII and now it looks like they’re on the set of Blade Runner 😢 We’ve fucked it, folks.

“I’m just content to relax than drown within myself.” - Mark Hollis

Open to offers for this commemorative Doctor Who 50p. #DrWho

There’s nothing elevating about being trapped in a metal box surrounded by complete strangers who may or may not pass wind.

Don’t speak ill of the dead, it gives them false hope they’re on the mend.

What’s happening? This

Here ya go 😉 youtu.be/dh3Gnm_DYvQ?si…

There’s more than one way to skin a joint.

I’m a satyrist; I mock cloven-hoofed woodland gods.

40yrs ago Grandmaster Melle Mel & The Furious Five painted a picture in my 11yr old mind that not only frightened but enlightened me; unerringly pertinent, methinks. youtu.be/e-QxeaIA4Bo?si…

Phil Foden’s full name is Phil Fi Foden Phum.

Remember that time I kissed the bum of my grandmother’s tortoise because you bet me tuppence I wouldn’t? Of course you don’t, you’re not my sister.

Banks are quids in.

Brevity is the soul of wit; just so you know.

Im changing my name to Token Gesture, not sure why.