Usual caveats for Monday, but 160 reported fatalities today is the lowest since the day after the lockdown began. 210, 288, 338, 559, 744, 568 on previous Mondays for comparison. Finally seeing a good reduction in new cases too - around 2700 is the lowest since March.

Fuck sake...

Some laughed at my prediction at the end of March that we would start edging back to normality around the second week in May - it was right! I think by August things will be virtually back to normal, perhaps sooner. We should still prepare for the worst, but hope for the best!

The day pubs open, everyone in the UK will get absolutely gazeboed. I don’t think we’ve ever had a national piss up on this scale in our lives? I am excited

WRONG, i would never take a day off. I'd work over time 7 days a week. My aim would be impeccable I'd be able to spray someone from a mile away with the correct cross wind do not test me.

Times up Cunt

Pints of lager c’mon Boris you wanker open the boozers ffs

They better see everyone of you cunts out on the 4th no excuses.

Shut the fuck up Piers. We have pints to drink and food to eat.

"How can i show off my Gucci wallet and some fresh 20s???"

Hey twitter fuck you

Ronnie O’Sullivan leaning on a virtual reality snooker table is absolute class 😭😭😭😭

£700 trainers on tic just to impress people really is madness. Can’t get ma head round that kinda behaviour!

Fuck off is this a scene from monsters inc.

Literally the worst fucking sign to other drivers ever you stupid cunt kev

When Bruce's dick fell off

Don’t open this

Congratulations 𝙅𝙖𝙘𝙠

This is weird