Never pass up the opportunity to work a little Tom Bilyeu into a project...

Come the hell on. Can ANYONE argue that we're not absolutely living in the darkest timeline if this is our reality? Cuz this is some Black Mirror stuff. Be anti-immigration, isolationist, nationalist all ya like, but you're good with this? Kids talking to judges... via Webex? 😞

Holy crap. Two Predator films in one year from Dan Trachtenberg? Even if this is just the shadowy puppet masters that control the world throwing us plebes a bone—another opiate shot for the masses perhaps—I'm not necessarily mad about it...

Geez, even the studio is posting spoilers?! They just can’t help themselves. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ok, but for real, if it means Vicky has to go back to being a prison guard instead of a tour guide, I'm out!

Any Dallas friends interested in a pair of tickets to go see the legendary Paul Simon in Dallas at the AT&T Performing Arts tomorrow night (Thursday)? Got a pair of orchestra tix for Paul Simon: A Quiet Celebration with your name on 'em! 🎟️🎶

Holy crap. Talk about playin the long game! Nearly 30 years later... this dude holds petty grudges like one of the despotic monarchs he so clearly longs to be. 🙄

You've got about 4 hours to "defy expectations" grab a date and join me and my mom for the show this evening in Dallas... dallasnews.com/arts-entertain…

Yelena in Thunderbolts*: "Daddy I’m so alone. I don’t have anything anymore. All I do is sit and look at my phone and think of all the terrible things that I've done." Meanwhile, Yelena's phone...

Wheels up. Next stop SLC. I miss airport energy. 😊🛫

Made the mistake of watching part of The Wild Robot with little dude before school. STILL not prepared to be that emotionally wrecked, even on 4th or 5th viewing... (side note: getting ChatGPT or Grok to just faithfully reposition/re-pose Roz in an armchair is TOUGH! 😤)

Friendly reminder… you can just DO things. So proud of Thehullboy for this epic accomplishment!

One's an aging, makeup-caked, foul-mouthed diva, and the other is a deeply-insecure, drug-addled, wannabe cool kid... and watching these two petty queens go at it on social media was NOT on my Pride Month Bingo Card. But I'm HERE for it! 🤣🍿

Read this—via Tim Ferriss—felt timely: “The really important kind of freedom involves attention and awareness and discipline, and being able truly to care about other people and to sacrifice for them over and over in myriad petty, unsexy ways every day.” -David Foster Wallace

Finally watched The Apprentice, and holy hell are those two amazing performances from Stan & Strong. GEEZ.

Soooo, we can all agree that Diddy’s trial is now officially this generation’s OJ, right? 😒⚖️

I submit that this is one of the most deeply satisfying things one can experience in their day to day lives. Neurospicy pals, can I get an amen? ⛽️🧘🏻‍♂️

Guys, I know the discourse has already moved through Jurassic Park and now is firmly all things Superman, but if you HAVEN'T seen F1 yet, it is 100% worth the hype. Caught it on IMAX Wednesday night, and it freakin rocks. See it on the biggest, loudest screen you can! 🏁🏎️💨

The fact that more of you aren't talking about Bad Monkey says a lot. The "previously on" voiceover work ALONE should have guaranteed that it was still riding high in the public discourse...

“The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool.” -Stephen King I'd also be curious where "the trust of the staggeringly dumb" ranks on the list of tools, for no particular reason... 😬