Always makes me chuckle when BBC weather forecasters put on their checked shorts and jeans for the Countryfile audience

Eddie Abbew? EGGY Abbew, more like! Amirite?!

I always find the glee in which a political party accepts defectors from other parties a little confusing. They always seem so thrilled. I mean, is there a line? If Rees-Mogg walked across the floor, would Starmer be thrilled? What’s the deal? Genuine enquiry not usual snideness.

Incredible trolling from the Met.

Are defibrillators woke?

Might get into the olive oil game.

Wow, an actual human. Rejoice!

The trouble with watching The Gentlemen straight after finishing Baby Reindeer is it puts into stark relief quite how terrible Guy Ritchie is.

Can we have nice weather now plez? Some sunshine and warmth now plez? Thank you plez.

Heating up nicely.

The horses today reminded me of the day the whale swam up the Thames and it was one of the most joyous moments ever on Twitter but then experts started explaining that the whale would definitely die (it did) so everyone slowly started to pretend they hadn’t been enjoying it.

Baby Reindeer to the tune of Ruby Tuesday.

Like a 9 Stone Hayes boy to the tune of Rhinestone Cowboy.

I think that’s everything.

Got very dry skin on my hands and they're rubbing on my pocket lining but I'm not going to go on and on about it endlessly, I'm just going to crack on and be very brave about it.

The season finale of 'The lad from Lewis who wasn't Lewis' is going to be quite the spectacle isn't it?

The second series of Baby Reindeer from Martha’s perspective. Who’s in?

Can you hard boil eggs in a kettle? Is that a thing? It should be a thing. It could be one of those “hacks” people talk about. That’s it, we’ll call it a hack.

Blimey, Baby Reindeer is something of a masterpiece, isn’t it?

About time too. The very sick have had it too good for too long.