They should apply Wilson and Jungner screening criteria to VAR and throw it in the Biffa bin

The pond makes me very happy

Nobody ever ran a marathon better than Daddy Pig

Just amazing, insane, unthinkable, that in 2024 the BBC is *still* platforming climate deniers

“Basil Exposition” is a perfect joke. no fat

Common People, Wide Open Space, Caught by the Fuzz, To the End. The notion that Britpop is all shit is sneezy, reactionary drivel.

Nighttime Bex

Nighttime pond

This is my nighttime mug. It must ONLY be used during the nighttime. This is an immutable truth.

Today in work I saw a woman eat a Victoria sponge as if it were burger.

Very impressive

The haunting landscapes of New Zealand surrealist painter Brent Wong (born 1945)

Good night from 2020 x

I had a relisten today to when Laura Lexx
and Will Duggan very kindly let me blather about Aberystwyth and Devils Bridge on their National Treasures podcast. Was a lovely experience and memory
youtu.be/wxpUEvbnDT8?fe…

Honestly I don’t think there’s a more innocuous line than “You’re Sweep’s Dad?” to have made me roar in my life.

Man goes to the doctor, says 'I'm depressed'.
Dr says 'treatment is simple, go see Pagliacci, he wasn't earning enough to get by in the entertainments industry so he did a 3 week online course & now he makes mental health assessments for Serco.'

This tweet from yesterday currently has 71k likes, which I believe gives me a sound legal basis to organise an exorcism of the office to remove his bad vibes

For anyone who’s interested, Opera North is having a sale of costumes from 40 different productions. If you’ve ever fancied dressing as third spear-carrier, Rhine maiden or Sicilian rustic, now is your chance. It’s on 25/6 April in Leeds.

When I hear someone call it St Pancreas

Loved painting this happy looking portrait commission recently! Oil on linen 45x60cm

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