"UberFacts: Siberian Samoyed Dogs! " @shells_best dogs FTW haha

I don't understand people who go to gym to do "exercise", take the lift instead of climbing two flights of stairs

"@Voltbet:WIN tickets to the #BullsvsBrumbies #Superrugby Semi. #WinwithVoltbet Official Blue Bulls " ball no. 2

If you're feeling down about yourself, it won't help you to know that Honey Boo Boo makes more money than school teachers.

"Gareth Cliff: Creative electioneering in Zim: courtesy of Thabo Modisane , who finds this amusing: " Sarah

Too keen for summer #summerlivin

Reading texts while half asleep is like looking into the sun.

@shells_best Janine hahahaha going to go watch despicable me 2 with those on? Haha #livingthedream

"9GAG ❤️ Memeland: If nothing goes right, go to bed"@shells_best

#iam4rhinos

"9GAG ❤️ Memeland: Facebook girls nowadays... " Sarah

Happy birthday @shells_best & Janine hope you both have a great day :) Mich, you can wear a summer top on campus today its pretty hot ha

"Scotty T MBE: Haha :) "James Tindale Kate Thorne Arnie after leg workout ha

"Greg Docherty: Deleted someone off Facebook just because he changed his name to something stupid." Baz Matie?? Hahaha

When it rains, it pours

“We cannot learn without pain.”—Aristotle

Remind me to never touch alcohol again

Obese people who are too large for MRI machines are sent to SeaWorld hospitals.