did somebody sayyy just eat ME GET DELIVERY LIKE A G

I am the king of buying items, returning them and then feeling like I gained money when it shows up in my account

To all those who answer your phone on the train and have a full blown conversation for the whole carriage - you are psychopaths and I will never understand you

How can you have a Super League without West Ham biggest club in London

when the leicester players dropped to their knees at full time

Ole: “We didn’t turn up tonight” Then why didn’t you change anything until the 97th minute?!? #bbcfootball

Over 50 years of tournaments and we still haven’t figured out how to sync the national anthem through the TV to when the players hear it on the pitch

You won Italy. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you very happy. What a sad little life, Italy.

Anyone got any last minute FPL leagues, hit me up ✌️

Cristiano Ronaldo to Manchester United: HERE WE GO! Done deal between Juventus and Man United on permanent move. Cristiano has accepted the contract proposal from Manchester United and he’s coming back. 🔴🇵🇹 #MUFC #Ronaldo Medical to be scheduled soon. CR7 IS BACK. Here we go.

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You reckon this will cause a panic buy of stamps?

Every so often, you’ll see one of these that feels like an actual gut punch. Even if you’ve never even met them. That’s the mark of someone truly special. ❤️

The South-Western Railway logo reminds me of Club Penguin, don’t ask me why it just does

If anyone’s not feeling Christmassy yet, whack on the Polar Express soundtrack and I personally guarantee you it’ll sort you right out P.S. how this isn’t a musical yet I will never know

Wordle 218 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 oof, quite pleased with this one ngl

Wordle 227 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Greatest comeback since the ‘05 CL final

Something something rats something sinking ship

Normal service is restored