idk about everything else but if I was working in that hotel in Milton Keynes I'd turn myself into a couch and tell Con to make himself comfortable rather than tell him to go and roam the streets like a lost puppy

I went to sleep for 5 minutes (8 hours) and we've lost Astroglide?? this is the worst timeline

"ofmd isn't queer enough" yes, I can see why one would say something like this. Ugh the straightness of it.

cpt. Frenchie singing to the crew before they fall asleep. It would be his version of story-time

they're babes. they're boyfriends. they're innkeepers. they were ripped away from our arms.

rip my last sane braincell

maybe somebody needs to stop me. restrain me with your mental powers.

No crimes were committed by this cat. No sins. Its innocence is unparalleled. #TaikaTuesday

Listen- [starts screaming and nobody can hear a word]

pet somebody's hair on this #TaikaTuesday . Or let somebody pet your hair. Or bring Taika to my place so he can pet my hair. Those are the 3 options.

happy fuckery day, indestructible fuckers 🕸️🎃

ok, I'll get into the spirit of the holiday: tit or treat? I mean trick or tit? I mean-

My heart goes to the usa fandom. Europe hoped with you.

I feel for the europeans because I am one, I feel for everybody in the states because they don't deserve this, in conclusion this is a fucking sad day for everybody. I wish we could use sadness and anger to build bridges between each other bc bridges are/will be sorely needed

🔵🦋this could be the end of everything, so why don't we go somewhere only we know 🦋🔵

just wanted to let any pirates that arent on the 🦋 know that david is currently wrecking havoc

I dont really go here anymore, but I'm kind of on the brink of starving so any support at all means the world 🙏⚓️ ko-fi.com/armadillo999