//gasp??? How dare u

[He rlly do need it, hes straight 😭]

W-Wait, before the fight let me at least take Victoria off your hands, she really doesn't belong in such an encounter-

I- I will absolutely Not back down in this fight, I refuse to let you bury her like a neanderthal!

[NO HES CRYING, HE FEELS SO DUMB HE SHOULDNT BE CRYING, he just waves around an old looking firepoker.] I'll beat you, I will!! Put her down, I dont want to have to hurt you-

YOU DIDNT ACTUALLY USE THAT WHILE HES HOLDING VICTORIA DID YOU??? WHAT IS THAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM??????

I- I'm going to pass out oh lord-

[DROPS THE FIREPOKER, squishes Victoria in a super tight hug and just immediately pulls her out of the way just in case anyone gets back up!! Hes defo crying too,]

[;;w;; nuzzles Victoria... feels a lil like a weenie for being shit at fighting...]

;w; Are you okay Victoria,

Oh, delightful... Looks like it's decided to snow overnight.

I trained for kitty army But never got deployed So now in waking moments I stare into the void

If you have no social life Then try my trick instead Arrange a massive gathering But then go straight to bed

One thing led to another and now I'm a right angle.

I trained for kitty navy But never sailed the seas And though I have no vessel I think I may have fleas

I wonder, perhaps I should call Leo... I do hope he's doing alright at school. :<

What an interesting day.

Haha, now I find myself a little uncomfortable.