Rob Bonta is so short that him and Gavin both stay standing when Rob gives him a blowjob.

RIP Brian Wilson. The Beach Boys were better than The Beatles.

Dear Project managers, When the equipment to finish the project has not arrived yet, throwing more techs on the job does not make the project go faster.

I love it here.

Though I do believe the military budget should be drastically decreased, there’s no amount of money in the world that would end homelessness. California government has proven that.

This weekend is going to be insane!

This is your daily reminder that the chaos is all by design.

If you find yourself cheering for war and/or a surveillance state, then the psyops are working as intended.

Big time!

Alternate Headline: Democrats are considering making a move that will force more businesses to leave California for Texas.

I just took my dog on a 4 mile walk, came home, put my dinner in the oven, and sat down on the couch. It was at this point I realized I’ve been wearing my Hurley board shorts inside out the entire time.

This is an unarguable fact.

If money isn’t real then how can debt be real?

Chewy really is an amazing company. They do stuff like this all the time.

Maybe someday California will be able to carry out deportations via high speed rail.

California: Fast food workers deserve a $20/hour minimum wage. Also California: Who’s going to pick our fruit for slave wages?

Four years ago, all these protestors would’ve cheered if the unvaccinated were being deported.

Should I drive to LA and sell ICE agents tamales out of my trunk?

I think Trish wants to have me deported.

GN to everyone except people who enjoy cilantro.