U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

5 years ago you could never convince me this would’ve been my life in 2025 lmaooooo

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

the 20s experience

why are the vikings so ass

moving to tampa was simultaneously the best and worst decision i’ve ever made

I live in South Florida and I'm asking all of you who are dumb enough to vote for Zorhan Mamdani to stay the fuck out of our state after he bankrupts your city.

everyday I’m reminded why I hate men

i already hate ig and the new update is pissing me off.

My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go

and don't let me come to your house & you got candy canes on your tree

One thing I have learned this year is to make sure you go out drinking with someone before dating them

Every minute that I’m not having fun I’m thinking about death so I try to have fun all of the time

Sorry for being a bitch I’m in a caloric deficit

It’s just sum bout a McChicken dawg

“You have a drinking problem you have a drinking problem” Okay and I also have several other fascinating problems. Don’t reduce me to one flaw when I’ve worked so hard to cultivate a diverse ecosystem of dysfunction

i love going out w my guy friends i never have to pay for anything