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Das Schlongerdink

@schlongerdink

The world's biggest schlongerdink! A lover of all things garage, rock, punk, rockabilly, surf, freaky, etc.

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So now the guy comes to fix the dryer, treats my wife like trash and leaves after 5 minutes because the dryer was unplugged.#Samsung

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Special thanks to the great Wegmans Food Markets Medford, MA cashier who took crap from the jerk in front of me over .80 . You were calm, cool and professional.

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Is there a dick convention in Atlanta? Special thanks to the incredible JetBlue stewardess who’s put up with tons of crap on flight 697! #jetblue #stewardess #crazypassengers

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I can put up with an hour 1/2 flight delay on the tarmac without AC, but JetBlue needs to bring back the Belgian Boys moustache cookies! This Goodie Girl crap doesn’t cut it. #cookies #jetblue

I can put up with an hour 1/2 flight delay on the tarmac  without AC, but <a href="/JetBlue/">JetBlue</a> needs to bring back the <a href="/Belgianboys/">Belgian Boys</a> moustache cookies! This <a href="/GoodieGirlNYC/">Goodie Girl</a> crap doesn’t cut it. #cookies #jetblue
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I’d like to thank the Kelly's Roast Beef Medford staff for treating me like an asshole. Seems like some Revere behavior to me, but hey…at least I got my burger.

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When Starbucks blocks out your user name “Trump Sucks”, because they don’t want to offend customers who supported a treasonous piece of sh@t.

When <a href="/Starbucks/">Starbucks</a> blocks out your user name “Trump Sucks”, because they don’t want to offend customers who supported a treasonous piece of sh@t.