Even Larry the Cat thinks it’s too toxic to go inside #BorisOut

Boris Johnson really is that last person at the party who’s still trying to keep it going even though the sun came up hours ago and everyone else has gone to bed, woken up and gone to work #awkward #BorisJohnsonResign

Ok this is getting boring I’m switching over to Love Island

Who’s Jazmine, I’ve completely blanked but sure she has had literally no air time right? #LoveIsland

This is one of the best Casa Amour switches I’ve ever seen. ENOUGH of this ‘I can’t believe the boys.’ This is Love Island, they’ve known their respective couples a month, they should ALL be hooking up otherwise we wouldn’t watch it #LoveIsland

Andrew is just using Coco to prove his limp masculinity, he mentions Tasha every chance he gets, it’s so pathetic. I’m glad Tasha is cracking on with Billy #LoveIsland

Jacques 🤮 From day 1 of him entering the villa I knew he was a classic child-trying-to-be-a-big-man. Remember how he challenged Jay to a runaround? Twat. Love Molly, she had a lucky escape. #LoveIsland

Oh shit Andrews crying and now I feel bad 😬 #loveisland

Absolutely LIVING for Indiyah and Dami's trash talk I LOVE HER #LoveIsland

Those new Villa girls are fuming I have never seen such bitch stares in all my life #LoveIsland

Jacques crying at the thought of not winning #LoveIsland and nothing else

It was getting so good but ever since everyone got back to the villa #LoveIsland has been hella boring. What was the point in Casa? Shook things up for a minute now everyone’s back where they were. NEXT.

It would be so good if they put the boys into another Casa #round2 #LoveIsland

Did Ekin just say ‘is he going to pick me?’ He’s shown literally no interest in her 🤣 #LoveIsland

Dami and Indyah must win they’re the only completely non-annoying couple (soft spot for Davide and Ekin but they will never last) #LoveIsland

One hundred percent

Right Said Fred are having a field day. First Taylor Swift now Beyoncé #RENAISSANCE

“I’m a nutter in the kitchen.” This is Pippa’s recipe for ice cubes all over again

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