I am so mad at men today

Nothing says motherhood like waking up to LJ learning to take a diaper off, finding out I have a fever, and my middle kiddo is projectile vomiting. 🤙

Survived today

Momtwt 3/4/26

On today's edition of momtwt with no context

Resting in the fact that what I name newbie will not be as bad as Markwayne

writing down recipes to share with friends while beading earrings to give to a friend while also creating family heirlooms for LJ and PT... this is the life

I think I like this little life

Who’s afraid of little old me is really that bitch

No, I am not worried that Iran is going to bomb the US. I'm worried Trump is going to bomb the US and try and blame it on Iran. You on the same page?

I love my grandma hobbies but I miss Twitter sometimes

This is pregnancy Fun fact when I was pregnant with LJ I couldn’t eat pickles or tomatoes (my two favs) and now with PT that’s all I want.

Me trying to pick my favorite Taylor song

Imagine not knowing that motherhood changes everything about you… including what you tweet. LMAO

milm

Do we think the bachelorette will scrap the whole season?

As always. Fuck the duggars.

Struggling with the news about Cesar Chavez. Struggling with the fact Trump is President. STRUGGLING

Perfecting my orange chicken recipe 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

My babies sleeping but I kinda want to wake him up to hang out