I'm scaaaared! Someone please get me out of this water drain!

Please! This water drain is so cold, dirty, and wet! I don't want to be thrown in again!

I cant stop rolling! Heeeeeeelppp!!!!

Oh noo! I'm exercising to the point of collapse or injury! Heeelp!!

Recently I have been getting odd and threatening letters in the mail...

Please get me down from here! How am I supposed to compete like THIS?! Heellllp!

I cant find ittttt...!!!!!