chaos’s whore (@scaleyaf) 's Twitter Profile
chaos’s whore

@scaleyaf

A 28yo lizard from outer space 🪐 copy editor 📝 too lazy for side accts 💚currently screaming about severance💚 They/them

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calendar_today03-12-2011 00:20:56

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liz ! (@liz_irl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i like eric adams in the way that he is obviously a 12 year old who found a genie and made "i want to be mayor of new york city and i want to be OLD" his wish

ana (@shivlestat) 's Twitter Profile Photo

the concept of a show taking so long to film 5 seasons that the child lead has gotten engaged, married, and adopted a whole baby in the meantime

bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

a lottttt of you guys seem to think that life discriminates between the sinners and the saints. and it's honestly so fucking embarrassing

amy björkheimer (@szspiria) 's Twitter Profile Photo

They’re talking about how Margaret Qualley is the NEW FACE of straight women in lesbian movies. DON’T WORRY Margaret I saw your sexually repressed nun yearning classic NOVITIATE (2017). I watched you. Dianna Agron is also there

laexploradora.bsky.social (@missy_dee811) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Y'all saying she should've been at the club I'm saying she should've been at a sleepover painting someone's nails while they watch music videos

Sick Sad World (@yesyoureracist) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I feel like this evangelical Christian coffee shop in Durham (yes, it's a thing) didn't pay *quite* enough attention to their graphic design

I feel like this evangelical Christian coffee shop in Durham (yes, it's a thing) didn't pay *quite* enough attention to their graphic design
lala 🦠 (@ecto_fun) 's Twitter Profile Photo

it predicted exactly the way guys would look. like walk around almost any city for 10 mins and you’ll see that exact same man like 30 times

alexa! (@unofficialakp) 's Twitter Profile Photo

it tickles me that all three of the greatest live theatre performances of 2025 (rose’s turn, as if we never said goodbye, don’t cry for me argentina) were not only all sung on glee, but they were also all sung by kurt hummel

chaos’s whore (@scaleyaf) 's Twitter Profile Photo

one time I was rlly sweaty at the airport and the wet patch on my back showed up as Something on the scanner and the tsa agent had to touch my sweaty back to check it. the disgusted look on her face still nourishes me