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Home is where you hang your @.

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.

Computers are like air conditioners. They work great until you start opening windows.

The city's central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer. -C3PO What great advice!

Fortune cookie: "Outlook not so good." Me: "Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway."