Tell that bitch to go mow her mom. We don’t fucking care.

So…… First lady Melania Trump is claiming she does not know and never met Jeffrey Epstein - meanwhile:

She’s guilty as fuck.

Pennsylvania shouldn't have to pay for a Fox news co-host. Go to the Senate floor and explain how it's ok we spent $50 billion and 13 American lives while Iran kept its uranium and started tolling the Strait.

You can all sleep better tonight

The Dream Team failed. Total shock. We sent two of our most mediocre real estate developers and a fraud. Who could’ve guessed this outcome?

Why were the President and Secretary of State at a UFC fight tonight—while two real estate bros and the VP were trying to negotiate ending a war? And we’re wondering why it failed…?

Find someone who loves you like John Fetterman loves going on Fox News to gaslight and shit on his constituents.

visits the pope → pope dies leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide Man’s got a streak.

Trump says his life was better before he became president. Dude, everyone's lives were better before you became president!

So sick of this fake ass shit

There’s a particular kind of national exhaustion that comes from being repeatedly told that the obvious isn’t real.

You spent 4 years with a let’s go Brandon shirt on

Wait... so then this is a giant statue of a DOCTOR? This whole time?

She’s not even a door dash driver, she’s a paid actor for Trump’s Propaganda machine.

Ya what’s up with DoorDash. This was a clear stunt

The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out

DoorDash Impact The White House President Donald J. Trump Dumbest political stunt ever. I don’t know what marketing company told you this was a good idea but you need to fire them. Then apologize to your customers for unnecessarily getting involved in politics and most especially with a historically unpopular President.

My DoorDash subscription got cancelled and ended real fast after this scam of a delivery