Phone/book nikal Bas pass hone jitna copy karenge :D #ExamHallLines #PICT #SE5

That awkward moment when you get more notifications from private chats than 2vg #ForeverActive #Whatsapp

Myspace: Died a couple of years ago. Facebook: In the hospital. Twitter: At the strip club throwing ones at the big booty bitches.

Checkout NTH'13 nth.credenz.info #credenz13

“Tanmay Bhat: The new AIB sketch is out. This time we went 8 bit. Here's Indian Mario. youtube.com/watch?v=eN9XX-…” EPIC !

If I've ever offended you, I'm sorry... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . that you're a sensitive little bitch.

Neighbours enquiring:"Why so much noise in your house?" Me: Real happiness, bitch. #WorthTheWait #FollowTheCode.

Three things call for a celebration today. shreya darak for tolerating me #HappyAnniversary.#HappyBirthday Aman Nigam and #NaagPanchami

so many birthdays to celebrate today. I wonder what special occasion exists 9 months before this date. #IndependenceDay

Where can u find a cockroach?? Its easy.Go to nearest Smokin Joe's outlet, u'll find one Smokin' Joe's Pizza #BadExperience

Happiness is lending money to your younger brother to spend and saying 'le beta aish kar' #ThatFeelingOfAGrownUp

Toilet + phone + wifi = infinite time #WorldToiletDay

Morning pleasures be like - #### make completed successfully (04:13:50 (hh:mm:ss)) ####

Dekha dekha lag raha? 😁 Yashaswini Kadam Arpit Khandelwal