I would like to allocate my tax $ for the day to a hot chocolate for Mr. Shivers and the cop.

Happy Everyone-Forgets-How-To-Drive Day!!! RT to spread awareness

I had to google three words in this tweet

Mayor Paul TenHaken any thoughts?

Oh boy, the only thing that will be Boring about this thanksgiving is me needing to explain that my read end is “Not a Flamethrower” Elon Musk

Police arrived on sceen and any evidence of a fire disappeared into thin air

This is a situation I wouldn’t trust a Bison or Jackrabbit to handle ...but I’ll bet a bunch of Yotes could Yeet these cats right outta here.

The same company that did the #OnMeth campaign also missed what their sign reads as you drive by it....

Maybe when they are up for re-election, the supporters of the campaign should be mandated to only use the slogan “Meth, I’m on it.”

I don’t really feel like working today, hey criminals.... can we take a mutual day off to stay home and watch some Disney+?

One of my clearest memories of Mayor TenHaken was when he beat me in chess and I was upset because I’m a sore loser and he said, “ok I’ll play you left-handed” and then I won and it took me until this morning to realize he was clownin me.

The point of the meme is that there needs to be a twisting of facts.... I only see 100% truth here.

Fluids? Did the deer need to rehydrate for round 2?

51,000 acres is 170,750 Gigglebees for those that don’t know the conversion rate. Nearly one GB per person.

That is exactly what we are slaying....er.....saying.

Here me out. We have a problem with some friends and family disagreeing with leaders, scientists, and businesses closing down and practicing social distancing.... Give it a chance.... Say it out loud.... Ok: #ShooFalls

Dismembered body found in Sioux Falls.