well as per usual i’m a nightmare

ever since i was a child i wanted to retire

no i am not refreshed from my long weekend, i was reminded that i am not meant to work but i am trapped in The Machine

Sorry if I don’t reach out anymore. I’m fighting for my life, second guessing my career path, debating my life choices, scrolling through social media, and sleeping whenever I get free time just to escape reality.

maybe in another universe i punched him in the face instead of staying quiet

who wants to make a really stupid and nonsensical decision? 🙋🏻‍♀️

just went to the gym for the first time in a few years. i see now why i left. 10/10 wouldn’t recommend.

did quavo retire? have we checked in with him recently?

I’m so glad I don’t got kids I only got $32 rn

quick question that is ages old but why don’t we talk about mental health more…?

men are so stupid like hi yes i am aware you’re a narcissist so i will not tolerate it im confused by your surprise of me not tolerating it?

Luke literally came up with this on Modern Family try again

i hope the next president tears it down or someone blows it up. like bro not everything is about YOU you fucking orange baboon

why is this us lmao 𝒫𝒶𝒾𝑔𝑒 🎀

manifesting a high paying low effort remote job

This is what the Nazis did

this motherfucker gonna act like i won’t rip his throat out with my bare hands

there is quite literally nothing like slinking into your own comfy bed to bring a sense of peace

well i’m not your fam but i also don’t feel like wasting my time on whatever he/it is