well as per usual i’m a nightmare

ever since i was a child i wanted to retire

no i am not refreshed from my long weekend, i was reminded that i am not meant to work but i am trapped in The Machine

Sorry if I don’t reach out anymore. I’m fighting for my life, second guessing my career path, debating my life choices, scrolling through social media, and sleeping whenever I get free time just to escape reality.

maybe in another universe i punched him in the face instead of staying quiet

Do you ever wish you could just call off work every single day but still get paid your salary?

who wants to make a really stupid and nonsensical decision? 🙋🏻‍♀️

just went to the gym for the first time in a few years. i see now why i left. 10/10 wouldn’t recommend.

did quavo retire? have we checked in with him recently?

I’m so glad I don’t got kids I only got $32 rn

quick question that is ages old but why don’t we talk about mental health more…?

men are so stupid like hi yes i am aware you’re a narcissist so i will not tolerate it im confused by your surprise of me not tolerating it?

Luke literally came up with this on Modern Family try again

i hope the next president tears it down or someone blows it up. like bro not everything is about YOU you fucking orange baboon

why is this us lmao 𝒫𝒶𝒾𝑔𝑒 🎀

manifesting a high paying low effort remote job

This is what the Nazis did

this motherfucker gonna act like i won’t rip his throat out with my bare hands

there is quite literally nothing like slinking into your own comfy bed to bring a sense of peace

well i’m not your fam but i also don’t feel like wasting my time on whatever he/it is