If you want a super/risky one try the mic Inez with vapo rub. I made the mistake of taking it with out food in my tummy and I broke out in a sweat and thought I was dying.

Jong and I skipped the fiancée part of life. Well mainly I did for the sole reason, I refuse to be something I can’t spell.

Like am I to be the one you wed or DO I BELONG IN A BANK?!?

I just wanted to let you know that Long Island ice tea has no tea. I guess that was a pointless drink to spill.

Today I learned webkins is still a thing, it’s thriving and free.

PLEASE HELP! My Friend Zara Has Been ARRESTED IN TANZANIA AND IS IN DANG... youtu.be/xxhMxiQM_r8 via YouTube. 2020 really had to have to final punch.

The man pictured in Nancy Pelosi’s office took a piece of her mail, made it out safely, then posed for a pic

I just wanted to address the lady on the news who said we needed a party that was neither dem or republicans. We do, it’s the independents.

Three things have stood out to me today. 1) the reporter who called the law agencies “abc soup” 2)the guy who was asked what storming the hearing would achieve and answered “idk” 3) the police rout gear being called “ninja turtle gear”

As a wise person once said about politics “yeetel my skeetle, but never tickle my pickle”

The video of the trump lady rubbing her eyes with an onion claiming to be maced said “ we’re storming the capital, it’s a revolution “ I say “ I’m rubbing onion juice in my eyes, it’s in my constitution “

What I meant to say was “have you had a baby” not “is your baby a toaster?”

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the lawyer who opening statements against Fox News was “The earth is round. Two plus two equals four. Biden and Harris won the 2020 election...” you are brilliant! Smartmatic keep on hiring cool people.

Here is what we have confirmed today: 1) Hyvee packages their strawberries in coconut without warning 2) I am still very much allergic to coconut 3) I can cancel my lip filler appointment (never had one in the first place)

Jong: are you a tractor fan Me: no, I’m a human being

The man who hated open windows, now bird watches for me so I can be productive. Every once in a while I’ll get called over to inspect only the finest birds.

It got better.

Instagram and Facebook are currently not working, as are democracy, society and a healthy sense of self.