After 6 yrs...I’m only back on Twitter because I need to know about PS5 drops. #priorities

Iiii...don’t even remember who I follow.

*looks through follow list* I’m uhm... going to... clean this out

It's official. We can't even eat healthy. x.com/CBSNews/status…

I concur x.com/WyzeChef/statu…

Jabba Rule #StarWarsRapNames

Uncle Luke Skywalker....single...uhm... Cap R2D2 Comin" #StarWarsRapNames

Light skin, dark skin topic...hmm .

May is celebrating onanism. Looka dee flicka dat wrist...indeed.

Don't stop, git it, git it guys. #SpillethThatSeed

I read a comment that said LGBT is to gays as ISIS is to muslims. They were dead ass serious, too.

I just... I didn't know where to begin there.

So...I'm just gonna binge watch Grey's.

His Special Creatures- A Haiku Dear Nocturnal Birds, You have SO much to say, but... Please, SHUT THE $#!* UP!!!!

I reeeally hate these birds.

I hate these birds SO much that its seeped into my subconscious. I had a dream that I sprayed one to glory with a bottle of Febreeze.

It's all I had.

One of the birds has CLEARLY been listening to car alarms. I want it GONE!

Experiment Provides Further Evidence That Reality Doesn't Exist Until We Measure It |iflscience.com/physics/measur…

That joint basically said quantum physics agrees you aren't relevant unless you get likes and RTs. FML.