how is Ash Drayton engaged and I'm still fucking single. God my life is crap

im not even peoples 2nd choice im like a 4th choice sometimes a 8th usually a 12th

"EARTH SONG // COMMON PEOPLE" in the #r1livelounge for BBC Radio 1 today: youtu.be/fGAj8BKhju8

"Hannah Stanton: Pahah I have no morals or respect & think I'm lush 👎🔫 #ihatepeople" godd babs get over yourself ;)

BBQ pulled pork sarnies are the one #AMAZING

"Selfie before court :)" wow I went school with this dick.... @CuntWatchin

im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

Does anyone ever see things in their dreams and then later in life see the exact same thing and freak out for a couple seconds?

"Miley Cyrus: I'm an obsessive compulsive bather 🛁" Hannah Stanton this has you written all over it!

Perks of dating me: -you’ll be the hot one

ppl who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard r my favorite kind of people

sasha dyer Reply with #Tweet4Treats Follow Paultons Theme Park at bit.ly/1nAFd0K" to share a treat with me! (T&C's apply)